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The craziest most random off the wall psycho social individual in a large school or group, this person is also often known to be able to eat extreme amounts and fit a large portion of food in their mouth at once.
"Omg its the keener!"

"Quick hide the food he might be fukkin hungry."
by xXxdaorginalxXx November 15, 2009
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Jun 22 Word of the Day
Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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