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The craziest most random off the wall psycho social individual in a large school or group, this person is also often known to be able to eat extreme amounts and fit a large portion of food in their mouth at once.
"Omg its the keener!"

"Quick hide the food he might be fukkin hungry."
by xXxdaorginalxXx November 15, 2009
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