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The humpers

Omfg, when a desperately horny guy wants to fuck any and everything, including dry humping the air while walking, just so he can attempt to bust a nut.
Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.
by Noresun2noAmy2 November 1, 2021
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The Humperdink

A dog, usually a Chihuahua or an Italian Greyhound in either a gimp suit or in some sort of bondage attire, that is brought out of a cage and placed in front of an unsuspecting victim for the sole purpose of humping the victims leg until completion.
Bring out the humperdink.”
by Colonel Curtz February 9, 2021
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Humper of the Trees

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.
by mr.spidyville April 28, 2008
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humper in the dumper

man she's got a good ass, i'd humper in the dumper
by whitenite29 November 9, 2009
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