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The howett

A sexual position used on bigger women. Usually the man will mount the woman like a race car and use her ears as pedals. The driver sits on a strap on and the woman may simulate speed bumps and potholes. This will last until somebody not related walks in, if the person who walks in is part of the family they must join in.
Me and Mary done the howett last night it was rollercoaster
by Placemat clover January 1, 2021
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the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"
last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.
by the phantom May 23, 2004
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