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The Hobo Kicker 

A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.
When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.

the hobo walks at midnight 

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.
...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

The Hobo Union

A groub of extremly ripped, buff, and aggressive hobos living in a underground secret facility in a yard off of Carmichael. The Hobo union is currently preparing an assault on the United states-while US is distacted with Iraq.
Dictator Radda pu Lappa is a warlord of the Hobo Union

the hobo yodles at dawn 

He does yodle at dawn...but he dozes at dusk.
Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm........yeah!

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

Gordy The Hobo 

A lonely hobo that wanders the streets at night scrounging around for food and to fine a shelter to seek refuge in for the night.
Gordy The Hobo by Nitz June 28, 2003