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The hat fic 

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An extremely disturbing fanfiction which involves YouTubers Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester).

In this fanfic, Phil buys a hamster, but then wakes up in a room, to a naked Dan. Dan proceeds to kill the hamster, making Phil drink it's blood along with Dan's own semen. The fan fiction goes on disturbingly, and unless you want to vomit all over yourself, I suggest you not read it.
Girl 1: omg have you read the hat fic?

Girl 2: omfg yes it is so disturbing I can't believe Dan Howell did that
The hat fic by ShadowSong April 7, 2015

The Hat Fic 

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The most unholy fic ever about Dan and Phil. the fic is about Dan and Phil buying a hamster then literally a day later Phil is all fucking tied up or something and Dan decides to literally drowns the hamster in his own cum until it dies and Phils all fucking traumatized then afterwards he FUCKING rips the hamsters head off and forces Phil to drink the mixture of the poor hamsters blood and Dans cum and just a lotta fucked up demon shit happens and at the end Dan literally fucking eats the hamster and they apparently do that every month 😍
Girl 1: Omg! I just read The Hat Fic? It is so fucked up!

Boy 2: Yeah I have, now I can never look at hamsters or hats the same again.
The Hat Fic by p0l4r1ze March 17, 2022
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The hat fic • The Hat • The Hat Man • The Hat Trick • The Hat Guy • The Hat Rule • the hat stays off • The Hat Switch • The Hat Trick Surprise • In the hat
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