The hairy monkey 

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

The hairy monkey by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

hairy hamish the chunky monkey 

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

hairy hamish the chunky monkey by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

Talk the hair off a monkey. 

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.

Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

Talk the hair off a monkey. by pinballpickup August 31, 2006

Hair of the monkey 

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

Hair of the monkey by Ceresann November 26, 2023