The gopher
Putting your fingers in a girl's vagina and then popping your fingers out of her butt, sniffing around like a gopher.
The gopher by sex master j balls June 18, 2011
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The gopher
The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring
The gopher by Den Bover June 23, 2022
choking the gopher
choking the gopher by Trixi Star February 6, 2009
Whack the Gopher
While tapping a woman from behind, pull out your penis abruptly and jab it into her ass numerous times at random intervals. When she cocks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.
I had to go to the Assaker house again last night. John's mom wanted me to play 'Whack the Gopher' with her again.
Whack the Gopher by Big Nose Jewboy November 9, 2007
Drown out the Gopher
The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.
Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.
Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.
Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.
Drown out the Gopher by GoochTrain November 8, 2016
smoking out the gopher
Taking a dump
“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”
smoking out the gopher by jd82 February 1, 2021
polishing the one eyed gopher
To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
polishing the one eyed gopher by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006
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