the fucking
the fucking by Marieky05 February 11, 2019
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The Fucking Weather
Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.
The Fucking Weather by THE FUCKING SANDMAN December 1, 2010
The fucking shit
The fucking shit by Krisssy May 1, 2016
the fucking man
the fucking man by Lee June 22, 2004
The Fucking Point
The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.
"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
The Fucking Point by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 1, 2012
The Fucking Tuck
When a guy flirts with all his girlfriend's friends and when they break up the guy goes and fucks all this girls in his truck bed while feeding them Mexican food and after they orgasm they regurgitate the food back onto the guys dick. And then when it becomes dry the girls give him multiple blow jobs and eat the crusted Mexican food.
The Fucking Tuck by Jlraley April 22, 2016
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