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The First Kiss 

Something a girl never forgets.

The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!

Cousin Lav: So, did you?

Cousin: Lek: Did I what?

Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?
Cousin Lek: You mean play ring around the rosie?

Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!

Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!

Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!

Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!

Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!
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the end of the first kiss 

Well, this is certainly a pivotal moment. You either landed like a champ or you are in make it up mode. Wet lips, garlic tongues, and too much penetration can be an issue, but the passion and intention should override anything!
As Charlotte and Charlie found the way to the end of the first kiss they would have...well I already told how it went. It was the end of their first kiss. There would be thousands....

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

kiss the fist 

Kissing the fist: verb, when a gifted woman performs such enlighten fellatio as to take the entirety of the man's girth and subsequently kiss the side of her thumb and pointer finger wrapped around the base of said genitalia.
I heard Ashley's got mad neck skills, Thomas said she could "kiss the fist".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026