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The Great Employer 

One of the Trumpster’s favorite nicknames for himself when he’s feeling low and trying to suck up to Hispanics.
At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have steadily employed so many undocumented immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented!

The Employee Discount 

A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
The Employee Discount by Walkwin December 19, 2008

serving the employees 

The act of bringing pleasure to your bosses on a daily basis in exchange for salary
That HR Ho just had an anniversary. That makes 3 years she be serving the employees, I hope she gets a raise!
serving the employees by SlayerSusie September 21, 2011

employee of the month 

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.
Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

employee of the month 

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time
look at that employee of the month. what a dork!
employee of the month by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Employee of the Month 

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.
Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!