The craps
The craps by Konfetamine September 30, 2019
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haps on the craps
haps on the craps by Tony "Shizzle my nizzle" Pizza October 29, 2003
What's the haps on the craps?
Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?
Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.
Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.
What's the haps on the craps? by graphxman July 14, 2006
The Chapstick
After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.
The Chapstick by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009
let Jesus out of the capsule
The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.
I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.
let Jesus out of the capsule by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010
The Claps
The Claps by Luval Crooked-Hand February 12, 2021
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