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The Company

The company the spacemen in Unfortunate Spacemen work for
The Company really needs to upgrade its security to prevent Imposters from killing their employees.
The Company by Ronin is the best November 4, 2020

The Company Smile 

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina
Ever since those contractors gave Ryan “The Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.
The Company Smile by GummyJizz August 17, 2018

The Company Smile 

A celebration BooCocky that the whole crew gives to the employee of the month
Don’t be late to Ryan’s “The Company Smile” tomorrow at 7:30! I’m gonna be first in line .
The Company Smile by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

The Company Smile 

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.
Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”
The Company Smile by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

Fishing off the company pier 

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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