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The Clitoris 

(n, Australian English) Another term for the iconic crappy Australian car, the Holden Commodore. A term commonly used by Commodore owners as the name of their car.

Originates from the old adage:

Q: What does a Commodore and a clitoris have in common?
A: Every cunt has one.
Steve: Oi cunt, we're low on Bourbon, think it's time to fire up The Clitoris and head to Thirsty Camel.

Dave: We'll have to take the Falcoon, The Clitoris blew a head gasket again, the fucking piece of shit.

Steve: 'Ken oath.
The Clitoris by Riccardinho July 18, 2014
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Litoris in the clitoris 

When something is so lit that it be snatching weaves and poppin cherries, then it is litoris in the clitoris.
Bro 1: Yo Bro, did you catch that sweaty Broadway production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.

find the clitoris 

A simple method to get a woman to like you more than any other guy.
Bro # 1: Man, I don't think Jessica likes me bro! What should I do?
Bro # 2: You just gotta find the clitoris. Works every time bro.

theclitorus 

A large tity, with magical powers forfils your sexual needs.
Chris Rombach went to see theclitorus to find a gay lover
theclitorus by Tom Crossman November 16, 2003