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The Cleveland Weaver
The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".
Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"
Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"
Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"
Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"
Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"
The Cleveland Weaver by AugmentedMirage April 29, 2013
the cleverest
"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.
"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!
the cleverest by the slow kid April 28, 2008
The Cleveland Show
A black "The Family Guy".
A cartoon sitcom that will ironically and inevitably have the same fate as the '08-'09 Cleveland Cavaliers:
Imminent failure.
A cartoon sitcom that will ironically and inevitably have the same fate as the '08-'09 Cleveland Cavaliers:
Imminent failure.
The Cleveland Show by pelicaine September 10, 2009
two in the beaver one in the cleaver
The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.
two in the beaver one in the cleaver by Goldilox May 30, 2006
The Cleveland Show
I'll stick with Family Guy, thank you.
The Cleveland Show has gotta be the worst show I've ever seen.
The Cleveland Show has gotta be the worst show I've ever seen.
The Cleveland Show by Germaine Williams November 26, 2009
Watching The Cleveland Show
Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".
*Ken knocks on Guy's door*
Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."
Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."
Watching The Cleveland Show by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026