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the clam 

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Chlamydia, the STD transmitted through sexual intercourse,i.e. genital copulation. It is a bacterial infection that should recieve medical attention immediately and can cause numerous problems in women and men alike.
Slut 1: Oh Betty, I got the Clam!
Betty: Ahahahaha, that sucks slut.

the clam 

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a common nickname for the std properly known as chlamydia.
Bob fully intended on sleeping with Sue until he found out she had the clam.
the clam by effyxstonem April 20, 2009

The Clam 

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The Clam - toilet, the shitter, bog hole.
‘Give me a minute, gotta go sit on the clam and drop a pearl. Been holding it in since Tuesday
The Clam by Slatsy February 1, 2021

The Clam 

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An unjust, sudden and surprising external force which interferes with orderly plans.
I was planning on joining, but The Clam happened.
The Clam by nehrb October 9, 2025

The clam’s a little funky 

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Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.
Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.

The Clam of the Summit 

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The holy bivalve that resides above us in the sky. The Clam, situated on a high summit, spewed lava and created the world. His mortal enemy is the Squid of the Depths. today, we follow the Clam in hopes that we will one day bask in his holy light upon the summit.
Holy Clam, that's amazing.

Praise the Clam! The Clam of the Summit!

We will join the Clam one day.
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