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The Chef 

A man who hooks up with a lot of grenades.
He cooks the grenades until last second until which they explode, he lets them go.
This man rarely ever goes after anything but a grenade.
Cooking is his job, and cooking the grenades is what makes him happy.
Generally you'll find this man at night clubs or every corner you turn where grenades are found.
Look at The Chef go to work!
The Chef is cooking right now!
The Chef by aussy4sammy May 27, 2011
Words you can keep

The Chef 

n. a scrumptous Chef Boyardee boxed pizza item purchased for consumption at a Man Night event, particularly at Seth's house.
Anyone hungry? Let's make The Chef!
The Chef by Chris Boemler January 15, 2008

the chef's special 

when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well
Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"

The Chef of Love 

A mythical creature, thought to reside somewhere in Northern England, he runs the legendary Kitchen of Passion, where all you need for a good time is an electric whisk, a cheese grater and a bottle of olive oil. Contrary to popular belief, the Chef of Love has no affiliation with Chef from South Park. When not making the sweet love and baking the tasty pies in the kitchen, his hobbies are believed to include the tasy tuba
"Hey, aren't you the Chef of Love?"
"Yes I am, how did you tell?"
"Because you're walking around with your giant cock hanging out and your balls are covered in whipped cream".
The Chef of Love by The Chef of Love December 10, 2008

Raekwon the Chef

A member of the Wu-Tang Clan. As Method Man says, he cooks up some marvelous shit. He has talent like fat people have chins.
Aiyo slash your position
Verbal mic physician
Blow lines like chimes in the kitchen
Raekwon the Chef by PerForceOne June 22, 2004

complimenting the chef 

Sucking dick.
After a fabulous dinner, I decided I wanted to pay gratitude. I ended up complimenting the chef...the head chef, at that.
complimenting the chef by Kerriswheel February 26, 2010

Kissing the chef 

When you receive head from a person and then kiss them afterwards.
Addison gave me head, then started kissing the chef
Kissing the chef by Thatnastyguy February 19, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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