The Catapult 

when the male is about to release his fluids, he pulls back his penis and releases as he cums. thus, flinging his genital juices into her face... or any other desirable target.

martin: dude last night i was practicing my long shot!

dan: really what did you get?

martin: 20 feet!!!!

dan: really how did you do that???

martin: I used the catapult!

The Catapult by martin maxwell July 22, 2006

the catapult 

whilst receiving oral pleasure, to apply pressure to the phallus in question and release on the said oral pleasurer\\\\\\\'s face...the catapult

\\\\\\\"I the catapulted that shit.\\\\\\\"

the catapult by el jake May 19, 2006

The Raspberry Catapult

The act of violently lobbing a used tampon.

Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.

The Raspberry Catapult by AGüdNütt October 1, 2016

catapult the propaganda 

To promote acceptance of lies/damn lies/statistics, through repetition and assisted by the blind obedience and willful omissions of the lapdogs posing as "independent" media.

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
-President George W Bush, Greece, NY, May 24, 2005

catapult the propaganda by Darren Dirt June 20, 2005

The Welsh Catapult 

Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.

"Andy, last night I got 125 feet in the Welsh Catapult."
"I heard Max got 130."

The Welsh Catapult by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017

Catapult Over the Fence 

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing

she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest

Catapult Over the Fence by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

The New England Catapult 

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.

Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.

The New England Catapult by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019