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The Ant Man 

When you enter through the ass while your dick is flaccid and becomes erect once it's inside
"My anal cavity blew up like a balloon whenever Frank did the ant man inside me"
The Ant Man by Dyslexifier March 23, 2019

The Ant's Banjo 

Comparable (but superior) to the Bee's Knees, the Cat's Pajamas & the Dog's Tuxedo - this idiom is used to refer to the coolest of things. Used by modern hipsters everywhere - this quirky phrase has caught on like wildfire in the hip enclaves of New York, Los Angeles & Hollywood. When asked about this new up-and-coming catchphrase - some have been quoted as saying "its so cool, its the Ant's Banjo."
Yo - Sarah Jessica Parker is the Ant's Banjo son.
Nah, that bitch looks like a horse!

the ant's pants 

The ant's pants appears to be an Australian saying that refers to someone or something that is outstanding or exceedingly good.
You guys are the ant's pants, I am honored to have you as my friends.

The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant 

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.
I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

The Ant-Man 

A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it
The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.
The Ant-Man by ko6mi October 2, 2015

The Ant-man 

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.
Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.
The Ant-man by Big_Sex April 14, 2019