The __ mister

This is used to define a sex predator. The blank is the name of the person who is the sex predator.

Ay it’s the __ mister!

by Vikstar456 March 30, 2023

the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

The Mister Lister

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides

I just did the mister lister on my sister!

by AMong us in rel life November 12, 2021

Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.

The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!

by NoahSeb July 31, 2011

Sister Fister the mister kisser

Your dad

My dad is a sister Fister the mister kisser

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

the Hey Mister Game

The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.

Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."

Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."

by icameasarat September 17, 2009

what's the time mister wolf?

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.

Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004