The Zinger

While having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, ejaculate inside of her. Afterwards, pull out and have her suck the reddish cream off of your penis. It slightly resembles the popular "Zinger" snack cake. Also, if you do this procedure to a midget, its called a Strawberry Shortcake.

"Remember that chick from the club Friday night? I took her home and gave her The Zinger!"

by Shilly Dilly December 06, 2009

Zingers

Term used when somebody disrespects another person so badly that they should probably leave town and change their identity. The OG 1990 term for roasted, diss or burn (a clever/witty remark).

Liam: Yo Patrick, Sara doesn't just have bags under her eyes. She has LUGGAGE!
Patrick: Zingers!!!!
*Fistbumps Liam*
Sara: Aw man guys. Now I have to transfer schools and change my name to Shaniqua.

by Sheepherder37 August 02, 2018

zinger

1. A witty comment.
2. To make love to an electrical outlet.

I think captain pete is a little crusty from that last zinger.

by T-meister May 05, 2004

zinger

a small Asian male

look at that dog-gobbling little zinger, they all look the same

by zazapachulia12341234 May 15, 2023

zinger

A quick comment, laden with import, that hits "close to the bone". Usually, but not always, witty.

A zinger! The boy got me with a zinger! From SCTV

by PALGOLAK February 19, 2009

Zinger

A thick penis with a big purple head.

That girl is obsessed with your zinger!

by waumpa1 May 19, 2015

Zinger

A catchy phrase used to accompany fortunate events.

Also seen in the t.v show Wizards of Waverly Place

A word used whenever something good happens. Zinger could be equivalent to YES!, Boo ya, fuck yeah, awesome, cool, etc.
Also similar to "Bazinga"

Usually used with over exaggerated expression with a hand motion. (legs apart, fist clenched arm "punches" downwards. (kind of like a fist pump, but aimed down)

example 1:hot girl: well, I've got to go, but you want my number?
boy: sure
-girl gives him her number, and leaves-

-boy turns around to his friends-
"ZINGER!!!"

example 2:

Teacher: You were the only one to get perfect on your exam. Congratulations.

Student: ZINGER!

example 3:

hot girl buys you a drink
ZINGER!!!!!

example 4:

Person you look up to: yo man, your crew neck is some dope shit man! swag

you: ZINGER!

Example 5:

4 strippers, a giraffe, and a clown are waiting for you upstairs!

ZINGER!

by bboydesinity October 28, 2011