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The Zinger 

While having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, ejaculate inside of her. Afterwards, pull out and have her suck the reddish cream off of your penis. It slightly resembles the popular "Zinger" snack cake. Also, if you do this procedure to a midget, its called a Strawberry Shortcake.
"Remember that chick from the club Friday night? I took her home and gave her The Zinger!"
The Zinger by Shilly Dilly December 6, 2009
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The Stinging Zinger 

During sex with a random girl and wearing a condom, you put something spicy on your dick. Ie. Tabasco, Franks red hot, chili flakes will stick as long as you have on a lubricated condom. Once this has been completed, re-insert and you're partner of love shall experience The stinging Zinger

Warning: Clear room of all makeshift weapons, don't do this to someone you care about, and most of all, do not attempt with out wearing protection.... Be cool, wrap your tool.
I got hot sauce on my bed from giving her The Stinging Zinger
The Stinging Zinger by kr33p3r November 22, 2009

The Zingerman 

To give away your money to someone and not know why. To embellish for profit or favors. I just told the HR person a bunch of bullshit.
Guy 1: I just gave all my money away to a couple of Jordanians and don't know why. Guy 2: You just got the Zingerman my friend
The Zingerman by toggaf wej September 2, 2021

The Zingerman 

To embellish for profit or favors by speaking whatever bullshit you can come up with.
Guy1: I just gave a bunch of money to these two Jordanians and I don't know why. Guy2: You just got the Zingerman my friend.
The Zingerman by toggaf wej September 2, 2021
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