“the yona” refers to yona bears erected dih and can destroy anything in its path, the yona can be soft or hard but very good in bed, it can be used or borrowed from another person
“hey yona bear can i borrow the yona”
“i just touched the yona”
“use the yona to shoot blanks”
Yonas is a character in the book of Malachi. Yonas was a righteous man who lived during the time of King Solomon. He was one of the twelve tribes that were chosen by God to be His priests and prophets. Malachi prophesied that there would come a day when all people would turn away from God and worship false gods, but Yonas would not follow this path.
so, The Yonas is a term to describe a person that remains true to his or her belief.
Kiley is pulling The Yonas on me, she refused to go to a new restaurant for a change.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.