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The Wonka 

When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.
I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.
The Wonka by Spameier April 24, 2022

Spank the Wonka 

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter
Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka
Spank the Wonka by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008

The Wonka Exchange

When you and your partner line up your buttholes and you or your partner poops in to the other’s rectum.
That bitch was so freaky, she wanted me to give her The Wonka Exchange.”

The willy wonka 

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
The willy wonka by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

almost saw the flocka wocka 

when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident
person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*

person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka

The Willy Wonka 

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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The Willy Wonka by Briano R February 21, 2017