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The Two-Two

I'll catch you on the two-two.
by Thurston Blaine December 1, 2010
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The Two Digit Salute

A gesture interchangeably used as a greeting, a goodbye, or more commonly as a visual exclamation point at the end of a sentence. Also makes a great ice breaker in awkward moments.

Using your dominate hand, extend your hand palm up at about waist level opposite your target(s). Using the appropriate amount of sarcasm, open your hand and go through the motion of gently tapping the bottom of their balls a few times while making a clicking sound with your tongue and the roof of your mouth. It looses a sense of dignity if any actual contact is made. Doing this at close range (2 to 3 feet away) is very effective and a great ice breaker.
In almost one motion, he smiled, pointed at the clock, gave us all the two digit salute, and walked away leaving us briefly stunned.
by NoHandlebars February 7, 2015
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Doing the two-finger tango

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.
by mtspacey March 2, 2011
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i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.
Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."
by Nick D August 28, 2005
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don't fire on the two by the lorry

The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".
"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "
by willwall March 29, 2010
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Making the Two-Backed Beast

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."
by DaHolmes February 22, 2023
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The two biggest lies

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"

Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"

Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"

2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"

Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011
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