The Teapot

Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.

I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.

Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.

by aedifjqwepfioje July 4, 2012

Snowflaking The Teapot

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.

Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in

by 9 leighton terrace June 7, 2009

tickle the teapot

euphemism for cunnilingus performed in the kitchen

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.

by meowneo November 19, 2013

Frog in the Teapot

A sexual maneuver that involves a man inserting his testicles into someone else's anal cavity.

Had a hot date last night and I gave her the ol' frog in the teapot.

by KP-omw2fsu January 27, 2023

Little My The Teapot Gremlin

Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.

“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”

“Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”

by Little My May 26, 2020

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012