The Tactical 5 

retarded variation of tactical two

The Tactical 5 takes more than twice as long

The Tactical 5 by slowing roll May 26, 2013

The Tactical Butthole Boys 

The slang term for the C-Shift of American fire departments located within the Great Plains. Also known as TBB, or TBBers. TBBers often cause great destruction yet tactically fix problems.

A-Shift: We suck!

B-Shift: We suck too!

Chief: A and B Shift, you have failed me for last time. It is time to call the elite. Send in The Tactical Butthole Boys.

The Tactical Butthole Boys by TBB4Life June 21, 2020

The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.

"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"

The Tactical Spoon by Mister. Phister March 9, 2022

The Tactical Russian 

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.

I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.

The Tactical Russian by HylianPanda February 22, 2014

The Vato Tactical 

A Mexican that while he is eating his girls ass, starts to use Morse Code while he moans and communicates to his girl if he 1. (•----)he should continue eating her ass, 2. (••---)sticks his tongue down her fart box even further, 3.(•••--) fart on his face, 4.(.••••-) likes the taste of her dingle berries, 5. (•••••) stick a dildo in her ass while he continues to eat her out, 6. (-••••) shit on him, 7.(--•••) creampie in her butthole so he can lick his own cum, 8. (---••)piss on his while he continue to eat her ass, 9.(----•) put his fist up her butthole and keep eating, and finally 10. (-----)Finish.

Ready for the Vato Tactical mija.....(Her: Yes Papi) Mmmmm..••••- .......taste so good....-••••.......yes!! Taste like frijoles baby!
Can't wait to do the Vato Tactical when we get home mamacita.

The Vato Tactical by PC Slayer Sword May 17, 2021