Also known as Susology.
The wisdom of the sus.
Long before our time… thousands of years ago, there where three mythologys… ancient greek and Egyptian… later Roman…. After the persians had conquered ancient Egypt in about 400 bc… the Greeks came and defeated them… so the too cultures had a slight mix for a short period of time…. with a combination of a greek god and an Egyptian god… The God Of Sus was born… tho the thing was… that those two mythologies where nut meant to join each other… Amun-Ra and Zeus noticed that he started gaining followers immediately and showed no sign of stopping…Soon he was at a powerlevel of an Olympian God… The gods did not want another powerful being tighten their power…. The catch was…that he could only be defeated by a Greek and an Egyptian God fighting together against him… So it was decided that Amun-Ra and Zeus both had to destroy him in order to keep peace in the world and separate two mythologies…. But the spirit still remains… the spirit of sus… And it can spawn in any soul that starts its lifetime on earth…
The Sus gives it’s supporters wealth, wisdom and also answers prayers directed towards him.
The wisdom of the sus.
Long before our time… thousands of years ago, there where three mythologys… ancient greek and Egyptian… later Roman…. After the persians had conquered ancient Egypt in about 400 bc… the Greeks came and defeated them… so the too cultures had a slight mix for a short period of time…. with a combination of a greek god and an Egyptian god… The God Of Sus was born… tho the thing was… that those two mythologies where nut meant to join each other… Amun-Ra and Zeus noticed that he started gaining followers immediately and showed no sign of stopping…Soon he was at a powerlevel of an Olympian God… The gods did not want another powerful being tighten their power…. The catch was…that he could only be defeated by a Greek and an Egyptian God fighting together against him… So it was decided that Amun-Ra and Zeus both had to destroy him in order to keep peace in the world and separate two mythologies…. But the spirit still remains… the spirit of sus… And it can spawn in any soul that starts its lifetime on earth…
The Sus gives it’s supporters wealth, wisdom and also answers prayers directed towards him.
Teacher: What do you kids believe in?
Student: I believe in the Sus
Teacher: Are you retarded?
Student: *This teacher must be enlightnened*
Student: I believe in the Sus
Teacher: Are you retarded?
Student: *This teacher must be enlightnened*
by DarthNigus May 09, 2023
breasts, translated from tagalo
by supertad June 02, 2005
Giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest; suspicious. This word gained popularity with being the catchphrase in the online multiplayer game among us.
by XxRealNameHiddenxX November 05, 2020
by StrawberryGlow February 14, 2022
When the imposter is sus !!!😳😳😳😳😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by ibeatallotherspermstogethere February 16, 2021
A shorter version of the word "suspect". Usually used to define someone or something that looks suspicious or untrustworthy.
by That 1 G September 19, 2016
Suspicious, but more... "lit". Used as a replacement for suspicious such as when a friend is being awfully quiet.
"Ay yo dad"
"Ya, Chad?"
"Brad's being awfully quiet today isnt he"
"Ya he is"
"He's acting pretty sus dad"
"Umwhat"
"Ya, Chad?"
"Brad's being awfully quiet today isnt he"
"Ya he is"
"He's acting pretty sus dad"
"Umwhat"
by NeonKiwi July 30, 2019