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A criminal who does whatever it takes to satisfy their needs.

They usually don’t care for the law or the consequences that follow.
Lisa: I got f#cked by a creaminal last night!

Monica: OMG I don’t care!
by DarthNigus May 9, 2023
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Also known as Susology.
The wisdom of the sus.

Long before our time… thousands of years ago, there where three mythologys… ancient greek and Egyptian… later Roman…. After the persians had conquered ancient Egypt in about 400 bc… the Greeks came and defeated them… so the too cultures had a slight mix for a short period of time…. with a combination of a greek god and an Egyptian god… The God Of Sus was born… tho the thing was… that those two mythologies where nut meant to join each other… Amun-Ra and Zeus noticed that he started gaining followers immediately and showed no sign of stopping…Soon he was at a powerlevel of an Olympian God… The gods did not want another powerful being tighten their power…. The catch was…that he could only be defeated by a Greek and an Egyptian God fighting together against him… So it was decided that Amun-Ra and Zeus both had to destroy him in order to keep peace in the world and separate two mythologies…. But the spirit still remains… the spirit of sus… And it can spawn in any soul that starts its lifetime on earth…

The Sus gives it’s supporters wealth, wisdom and also answers prayers directed towards him.
Teacher: What do you kids believe in?

Student: I believe in the Sus

Teacher: Are you retarded?

Student: *This teacher must be enlightnened*
by DarthNigus May 9, 2023
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A ritual that is done between two people. One of the two prepares for the absolute destruction of their anus.
Once the person is prepared, the other person then comes with an incredibly explosive and stiff cock and absolutely brutalises the first person. Once the ritual has been completed the second man’s cock should have become incredibly skinny and small. Similar to that of a small twig. While the other person’s anus should have become about the size of an adult female orangutan breast.
Teacher: Here’s a video of bombastic analdo.

Student: Eww. Wtf! Where did his cock go?
by DarthNigus May 10, 2023
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