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The Stevenson Act 

Changes innocent until proven guilty to have the accuser and plaintiff to always be believed as innocent at the start of anything and everything no matter the circumstance.
Guy 1: Bro, what do you mean the trial ended as soon as it started?

Guy 2: Yeah bro. The Stevenson act made him guilty instantly. Crazy man.
The Stevenson Act by Xx_Mr.Fister_xX November 17, 2018

The Stevens Maneuver 

When your partner is riding you cowgirl and in a vain attempt to slap their ass you slap your balls instead.
She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.
The Stevens Maneuver by balltorture September 5, 2022

the Steven theory

after 10 hours Steven goes weird and starts lots of arguments
I think this is weird Steven. the Steven theory is true
the Steven theory by viobio2 November 8, 2022

The Steve Dance 

A Dance has quickly gained popularity in small Melbourne clubs.

The Steve Dance can be done any where and to any type of music.

To do the Steve Dance you must move legs apart a bit, cross you hands at the wrists, move you arms, still crossed at the the wrists, in a pushing movement away from your body, and do a slight pelvic thrust. now you know the Steve Dance.
Girl: whats that dance your doing?

Boy: The Steve Dance you should try it.

Girl: omg its fun as
The Steve Dance by NotARanga December 21, 2009

even the stevens 

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

The Steveism Movement 

Steve the One knows all and created all.

After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".

For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.

Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!

Hallusteve.
Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.