A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
by flopoched June 1, 2015
the adjective of standard issue
by koachpeter January 12, 2009
A small town that is also know as Yee-yee ville, where all the yee yee people go to have a good time. Crackin’a cold one open with the boys is always recommended. The higher the lift on the truck the lower the panties.
by briss.ette March 16, 2018
by Paigethesailor April 25, 2011
One who works very little. Usually takes credit for other peoples hard work, steals peoples ideas and uses them as his own, is known to take pictures of other peoples wife's and claim them as his own. Will find a way to get out of anything when the word " Hard work" is spoken, passing it on to other N.C.O.'S and Joes claiming he is to busy when he usually spends most of the day searching his name on the internet
guy#1 Hey look at Sargent dip shit all he does is eat sleep and tell stories.
Guy#2 Yep he's "pulling a Standish"
Guy#2 Yep he's "pulling a Standish"
by THESHITTHATMADEYOURSISTERASLUT February 6, 2012
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
A bastard who thinks that he is too good for everyone until they all find out he is gay and like eating ass then rubbing his dick on a kitchen counter.
by Machendrick.M November 24, 2021