The greatest empire to ever grace the earth this communist paradise was founded by several best friends, most notably Vladimir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Adolph Hitler and the lord regent of Azerbaijan Barak Obama. It will be fondly remembered for exterminating the Chinese and replacing Donald trump as the high Jew of Kazakhstan. God bless the glorious Soviet Union
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.