The Soups 

A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.

Hey man do you wanna go out tonight? No man I can't.Got the soups.

The Soups by hel112570 June 15, 2018

a case of the soups 

When you're too high and have shaky hands that makes you unable to roll the next joint. Like an old person in a home can't get the soup to their mouth, the stoner can't get the weed into the paper.

Guy 1: "yo dude is Brandon okay i can't tell if he's shivering cuz of the snow or if he has a twitching problem but he keeps dropping the weed!"
Guy 2: "nah bro it's chill he just has a case of the soups."

a case of the soups by drakeswoes March 31, 2015

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! 

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

scoop the soup 

equvalent of spilling the tea

friend 1 ~ “ yasmin is a bitch”
friend 2 ~ “oh scoop the soup”

scoop the soup by teaandsoup September 29, 2018

The soup 

The best show ever made which so happens to be on E! They make fun of stupid people such as Tila Tequilia and Tyra Banks.

Dude did you watch The Soup last night?
Duh they were making fun of Tila Tequila being a skank!

The soup by lil wayne is bomb August 6, 2008

the soup 

A TV show on E!, which mocks popular culture. And is pretty damn funny.

I missed the Soup last night! Was Reality Clip of the week kickass again?

the soup by Walnutz April 25, 2006

the soup is cold and the salad is hot 

A meme with multiple layers. The original dialogue is from the Sonic Boom cartoon. In the show, Dr. Eggman complains that his soup is cold and his salad is hot, then exclaims "How is that even possible!?". People soon found that the dialogue fits with the song "Red Sun" from Metal Gear Rising Revengence. They replaced the line "When the wind is low, and the fire is hot," with "The soup is cold, and the salad is hot!".

Eggman: The soup is cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible!?

"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."

the soup is cold and the salad is hot by Chess_The_Mut October 16, 2022