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The Sort 

A socioeconomic phenomenon where highly intelligent and educated individuals are increasingly funneled into high-paying jobs, while those with less education or intelligence are "sorted" into lower-paying roles. This process amplifies class divides and concentrates wealth and opportunity among a cognitive and academic elite.

The term is often used on Tech Twitter/TPOT/the Tech Right.

Also called "the Great Sort", or "the Great Sorting"
I know the Sort happened but its nice to imagine a world where lots of manual laborers have 115+ IQs
The Sort by truckpong July 31, 2025
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sort the dicks 

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.
Tonight we must sort the dicks together.
sort the dicks by Chikalay May 11, 2010

Sort The Court 

A cool game in where you either play as a king or queen and answer questions from people/creatures that meet you with simple yes or no answers. Your choices will affect your kingdom's population, happiness and gold. You can lose the game from having 0 population

The game has an ending but it doesn't actually end. You can continue playing endlessly after the ending
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye have played Sort The Court

sorting the rabbit 

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.
When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

The Shape Sorter 

When someone inserts a variety of hollow shapes into their anus and holds it there. Their partner then has to guess the correct shapes dildo to achieve anal penetration
Dude, we were doing the shape sorter last night andshe was trying to peg the crap outta me last night but I just kept on blocking her with the star shape.
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