When your partner puts an iron on your stomach on low power. Once it heats up press the steam button and listen to their skinsizzle. Then pees on the burnt flesh and listens to it sizzle.
"God Lindsey was really talking smack last night so i took out the iron and gave her the sizzling smith"
See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.