The Simulation 

The chosen one, named Chanse, has rule over the simulation the unfathomable can be done with his power alone. A fact in the present day, there is only 1 way of escape.

"We're in The Simulation"

The Simulation by TheFactSpeaker53323 September 27, 2021

The simulation con

Gaslight a person until they they see the world as a simulation and material wealth as an illusion.

I will be ready to get the team back together for the simulation con just after I finish spinning this top.

The simulation con by northbot October 20, 2025

Sims the situation

Simsing the situation is a mechanism for change whether positive or negative it is up to the lord, but simsing the situation guarantees that the female or male will reveal their true intentions with you.

Mate, I think it’s time you Sims the situation

You might as well just Sims the situation to figure out if she feels you

Sims the situation by Space typhoon September 17, 2019

Mike "the situation" 

Crazy guido on MTV's jersey shore. thinks hes the shit but really he's just another guido

Angela: Omg mike "the situation" is hot
Vinny bag o' donuts: Yea hes a guido just like me
Anthony: no he's really just a fag who's a disgrace to all Italians

Mike "the situation" by gingyman December 13, 2009

The Situation 

Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"

"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."

The Situation by didhereallyjustsaythat December 11, 2009

The Situation 

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

The Situation by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

The Situation 

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

The Situation by kidlou December 20, 2010