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The Sharp Scooter 

The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.
Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!
The Sharp Scooter by VID-19 April 5, 2020
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The Bolivian Sharp Shooter

The process of jacking off furiously and aiming your ejaculate into a spread vagina or any hole of your choosing.
No penetration is necessary to complete the Bolivian Sharp Shooter.

I’m gonna give Jane a Bolivian Sharp Shooter tonight.