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The Russell 

The Gayest piece of shit you will ever meet you life
Oh shit it The Russell

Wait you mean Moby dick

The russell 

A dance move where you hang both arms behind your back and swing them violently while leaning your torso back and wiggling.
"Did you see that guy last night?"
"Yeah he was doing The Russell so hard he almost took a girls eye out!"
The russell by dovelace November 17, 2015

The Russell Family 

The Russell’s are the definition of Love. The blessings they spread to others are constantly changing lives and bringing good into the world. Sonya, Sonny and Nyesha do Gods work but never look down on anyone instead they spend every day being the most majestic and awesome family unit imaginable. Down to earth…beautiful and the most amazing people you could ever meet.
“Hey you look like your doing good!”
“Thanks to God and the Russell family for their undying empathy, compassion and humanitarianism!”

Tussling With The Russell 

Russell Tussling or Tussling With The Russell is an incredibly serious act of Up Fuckery in which one foolishly or misguidedly attempted to engaged a or THE Russell such as Russell Brant or Daniel A Russell.
To date only three people have actually been stupid enough to Tussle with the Russell: a paparazzi guy that Russell Brant punched in the face, Jesse Lott, and Coley Kelly (the latter of the three suffered most serious consequences)
Jesse: So you want to Pester the Jester?

Daniel A. Russell: Jesse, don't go Tussling With The Russell.

Mason: Oh Damn Jesse you done went and Fucked Up

Jesse: Shit I left you wide open for that one...

to do the russell 

run into a wall without a reason
let's have a online gaming session and this time, try not to do the russell and hurt yourself
to do the russell by Simplifyer September 19, 2023

russell the love muscle

one of many loving nicknames for a males penis
" hey sweet thang, why dont you unzip my trousers and say hello to russel the love muscle?"