The Robert Pattinson 

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

The Robert Pattinson by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》 

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Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》 by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025