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The Riser Method

The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man

Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?

#1- hmmmm. The riser method.

The Surpriser Riser 

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.
"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"