The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.

The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.

by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011

Preacher's Seat

A painful dive which is executed by jumping off a diving board and raising both legs directly in front of you, such that they are completely horizontal when you hit the water, and placing your hands together in the prayer position while bowing your head.

Ricky won the big splash contest by executing a flawless Preacher's Seat!

by The Painfull Diver August 3, 2009

preacher seat

when your gettin a bj while taking a shit

my girl got me a preacher seat the other night

by buzzR February 17, 2008