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The Pound Law 

Based roughly on the lemon law, the law gives a veto with enables a person to call an end to an stalemated arguement.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.

The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.
A.W: F*ck this....The Pound law
M.G: fine

T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?
The Pound Law by alextww April 16, 2009

The pound rule 

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.
Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep
The pound rule by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019

The pound cake 

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!
The pound cake by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020

Beats By The Pound 

The critically acclaimed multi-platinum production team that was the engine of the No Limit Records "Tank" (circa 1995-99). Members included Craig B, KLC, Mo B Dick, and Odell.
Beats By The Pound was responsible for selling 70,000,000 albums.

Paid By the Pound 

To poop "on the clock" at one's place of employment. Then afterwards, divide the wages earned during the time it took to defecate by the estimated weight of the dump to determine how much money you received to "do your business at your business."
I had some bad Mexican food for lunch so rather than go to the meeting, I got paid by the pound. I get paid $12 per hour and in the 30 minutes it took me to produce a 2lb crap loaf, I ended up making $3 per pound.
Paid By the Pound by O-hole September 2, 2013

putting pennies in the pound jar 

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)
She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.