The Possum

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A man masturbating while hanging upside down.

Fredo: Vic, why are you hangin' upside down right now?
Vic: Because i'm doin' The Possum!

The Possum by Neonkey69 September 23, 2009

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the possum

A sexual maneuver: the standing 69. So named because the girl has to cling onto the guy like a possum clings to a tree

Jim: Lauren and I tried to do the possum last night, but my shoulder wasn't feeling good so we just did a regular 69 instead

the possum by undiesj October 6, 2012

Scrubbing out the possum hole

1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.

George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.

Scrubbing out the possum hole by Willbro August 6, 2014

petting the possum

feeling her up or playin with the cat

i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.

petting the possum by flipp December 14, 2008

pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

pound the possum by clotshit January 5, 2011

And Then, The Possum

When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.

Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?

And Then, The Possum by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009

park the possum

A term for having sex

He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.

park the possum by Sandylove June 17, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026