The Possum

A man masturbating while hanging upside down.

Fredo: Vic, why are you hangin' upside down right now?
Vic: Because i'm doin' The Possum!

by Neonkey69 September 23, 2009

the possum

A sexual maneuver: the standing 69. So named because the girl has to cling onto the guy like a possum clings to a tree

Jim: Lauren and I tried to do the possum last night, but my shoulder wasn't feeling good so we just did a regular 69 instead

by undiesj October 6, 2012

Scrubbing out the possum hole

1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.

George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.

by Willbro August 6, 2014

petting the possum

feeling her up or playin with the cat

i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.

by flipp December 14, 2008

pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

by clotshit January 5, 2011

And Then, The Possum

When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.

Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?

by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009

park the possum

A term for having sex

He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.

by Sandylove June 17, 2021