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the poop 

A less explicit version of "the shit", but with the xact same meaning.
Aww man! That car is THE POOP!
the poop by Lonnie January 21, 2004
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The poop smell 

A jittering smell that is a form of body odor primary from girls. It smells as if you grabbed ur own shit out of the toilet and rubbed it over your body. Most often ly sources from the vagina. Commonly amplified with sweating and exercise.
Dude did you smell Stacy? She has the poop smell I ran like crazy!
The poop smell by Goober049 May 30, 2019

the poop deposit 

Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.

My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.
the poop deposit by poobicus August 21, 2010

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole 

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.
I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.
The Poop and Shoot by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

The Poop Stack 

Invented at my school(I wasn't a part of this), The Poop Stack is when people continuously defecate in one toilet over and over again until the point where it is almost falling off the toilet. It is a mountain of towering shit that almost caused the school to shut down.
"Hey have you contributed to The Poop Stack?

Not yet, I'm having Taco Bell tonight, so I'm going to do it after".
The Poop Stack by Fortnite=Holocaust November 21, 2019

the poop theory 

The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop

Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
the poop theory by N.S2 February 19, 2023
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