The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet
Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala
by Ekki Palli May 08, 2025
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