The Pecker 

A process in which you take one hand and repeatedly peck a girl's butthole only using your five fingers in a beak-like configuration. After a couple seconds you proceed to peck her face with the same fingers you just used on her butthole. Then you tell her to get the fuck out of your rack. The whole process must be done in a timely fashion, preferably under 60 seconds.

"That one girl hasn't come back since I gave her The Pecker last year."

The Pecker by LemonSnider February 9, 2014

The pecker on the decker

The pecker on the decker is when you dick a thot on a deck with ur peck aka penis

Yessssssssssssss daddy lets go to the deck so u can give me the pecker on the decker

The pecker on the decker by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019

The cat and the pecker 

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

The cat and the pecker by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

The cat and the pecker 

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

The cat and the pecker by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

The Double Pecker

The act of one guy who sits on another guys shoulders and they both pee into the same urinal.

When one guy says "i have to pee", and another guy says "me two" the first guy sits on top of the second guy's shoulders and they both pee into the urinal at the same. Thus commencing the Double Pecker In most cases the 2nd guy is wearing a red sox hat and probably gay.

The Double Pecker by dude29 November 4, 2012

Case of the Cold Pecker

“Case of the cold pecker” is usually a joking/slang way of saying someone suddenly got nervous, lost confidence, or backed out of something — kind of like saying they got “cold feet.”

Jake: “You were gonna ask her to prom yesterday, what happened?”

Mike: “Man… I got a case of the cold pecker and bailed at the last second.”

Case of the Cold Pecker by Superior Court May 13, 2026

the woody wood pecker 

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker

kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

the woody wood pecker by the original woody June 6, 2011