The Old Abe

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.
Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.
by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018
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The Old Abe Lincoln

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.
by someoldguyprobably June 09, 2023
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