oklahoma oyster

An oklahoma oyster is when a man goes down on a woman and a two day old cum wad drips out and it isnt yours.

I went down on a dirty skank from the bar and I ended up eating an oklahoma oyster.

by The Country Plowboy February 2, 2012

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022