The Ninja Turtle
A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.
The Ninja Turtle by MonmouthConglomerate October 5, 2009
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find the ninja turtle
The act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo), and placing it in either the anal or vaginal cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.
Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."
find the ninja turtle by longhorned-mongoose December 29, 2010
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song
Person 1: yo bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.