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The Namath 

When extremely drunk a guy awkwardly and innapropriately attempts to kiss, hit on, make out with an unwilling and unmotivated female recipient. Taken from the now infamous ESPN sideline interview of iconic Jets quarterback Joe Namath drunkenly slurring, "Right now, I just wanna kiss you", to a stunned female reporter. Easily found on YouTube for those who never viewed it.
"Dude! What was up with you at the wedding last night, I looked over and you tried the Namath on that bridesmaid, thought she was gonna punch you!"

"Yeah....I was way too drunk".
The Namath by Ganzman July 6, 2010

namaste-the-fuck-away

What you say to a namasty or thot that won't shut the fuck up long enough for you to enjoy a nice beer and burger without hearing about the planet and our impact and the universe.
Namaste-the-fuck-away Ashley, I'm in no mood.