When extremely drunk a guy awkwardly and innapropriately attempts to kiss, hit on, make out with an unwilling and unmotivated female recipient. Taken from the now infamous ESPN sideline interview of iconic Jets quarterback Joe Namath drunkenly slurring, "Right now, I just wanna kiss you", to a stunned female reporter. Easily found on YouTube for those who never viewed it.
"Dude! What was up with you at the wedding last night, I looked over and you tried the Namath on that bridesmaid, thought she was gonna punch you!"
What you say to a namasty or thot that won't shut the fuck up long enough for you to enjoy a nice beer and burger without hearing about the planet and our impact and the universe.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.