The Muppet

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The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".

My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.

The Muppet by Falter Ego September 8, 2007

Words you can keep

Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task

Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.

Gluing the muppet by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025

the biggest muppet ever

JEVO

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever

the biggest muppet ever by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022

The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area

I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me

The naked muppet by Jess baily February 8, 2023

The muppets

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

The muppets by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

The Muppets

the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying

"the muppets are there again"

The Muppets by james still January 12, 2007

Alastor_ThePuppet

The god of one thousand tears, rightful king of the universe

Alastor_ThePuppet doesn’t have a girlfriend

Alastor_ThePuppet by Alastor_ThePuppet August 28, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026