The Methlacon is the act of being anally pegged by a penis extension that you have used on a minimum of 7 partners, you take an eight second hit of meth, then dig your deformed toes that resemble dew claws into your partner like spurs on a bull rider. As your partner begins to scream from the pain of your grotesque foot appendages digging into their sides, you meow in your loudest cat voice. As your partner begins to buck like a bull, you whip out the iPad and get 5 kills on the aircraft flight simulator of your choice before you get bucked off
Ol' boy was in the process of shooting down aircraft #4, almost completing the Methlacon, as SWAT took out the front door.
by Firerat41 September 20, 2017